Weiss’ Cold Heart

derinthescarletpescatarian:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Y'know the first time I had HRT explained to me it sounded like bullshit. You’re saying if I take the right meds, put enough girl juice in, take the guy juice out, then I’ll just slowly transform into a girl? I mean that sounds like bullcrap right, that’s made up. But no it just works like that cause the human body is stupid and doesn’t know shit, so you can just trick it into being a girl body.

So when I heard GRS works by flipping your dick inside out and stuffing it inside you. Man. If the first thing sounded like bullshit this sounds like double bullshit. But no it just works like that cause it’s all the same organs they just grew weird. It’s fucking dumb, man. The human body is dumb as shit. I was sceptical but no it looks totally normal, that’s a vagina. This is so dumb. It’s dumb that it works like that.

It took a surgeon three hours to turn my outtie into an innie and now I have what looks like a totally natural female body. This is so fucking stupid

Real, I get you

Humans are made out of a pretty limited set of meat and juices.

Nature inventing mammal sexes like:

shesnake:

shesnake:

everyone’s doomed by the narrative bitch let’s get you some fruit

catwheezie:

When I’m sad I think about the kitten gang. The gang wouldn’t want me to be sad and I don’t want to disappoint the gang. :)

cooper214:

fuckyeahstufficareabout:

🙂

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

anexperimentallife:

“Wow, I need to get up to take pain meds. But it’s gonna hurt to get up, and also also also taking them feels like I’m wimping out; maybe I’ll just lay here a while longer.”

Get up and take the pain meds, my friend. Usually, the longer you wait, the more it will hurt, and the less the usual dose will help. There is no virtue in needlessly allowing yourself to suffer, and no shame in seeking relief.

gaphic:

pigcatapult:

pasteboard:

hey netizens! i’m not sure how many people are aware, but youtube’s been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can’t be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you’re a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false)

youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0)

youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, [])

youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

Where do I copy-paste these to? “My filters”? “My Rules”?

‘my filters’! if you look closely you’ll notice the format is different between the two pages. the (website)(##)(additional text) format goes in filters

funky-bird:

Remember when someone was like “haha the funniest thing tumblr could do right now is make it so you get a badge for looking at 600 posts instead of what twitters doing lol” and then they did it. That was pretty awesome. I think the funniest thing tumblr could do right now is stop flagging trans women’s post as sexual right fucking now lol and fix prev tags and get rid of the fucking bigots and racists and nazis for once haha and also apologize for this shit. Wouldn’t that be pretty funny lol haha it would be so funny if they did this

onion-souls:

stinkyfishboy:

obsessed with the breakdown of this show into people using the characters as barbie dolls to play house with

An iconic character can survive being violent ripped from their context and placed in a skit.

iamoutofideas:

laurbyboom:

iamoutofideas:

iamoutofideas:

laurbyboom:

flush your underwear down the toilet.

on it boss o7

it’s gloged now

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